hey gu🐇ys wait what was that.
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Anonymous asked:
Best Pixar short?
ratfuck answered:
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
Hey have you heard of this manga? It’s about this guy who kind of isn’t good at anything, and isn’t very interesting or likeable, and looks really boring also. But get this: there’s this girl, and she actually has to take care of him all the time, but she doesn’t feel bad about this at all, and has huge boobs. The problem is that she likes taking care of him so much, the guy thinks it’s kind of embarrassing. Fucked up, right? Well. Thanks for listening. * leaves police station * * is immediately hit by a fire truck * * the rats make a home of my corpse *
the sound of an orchestra tuning up makes me go crazyinsane it makes me start thinking about the eventual heat death of the universe and how someday somewhere an orchestra is going to tune up for the very last time. ever. and then the sun will swallow the earth & turn into a white dwarf & all the stars will go out & meanwhile a gazillion light years away sentient life will be evolving from silicon. and maybe they will have orchestras also
I never watched the pony show but I really enjoy what you folks are doing with those horses these days. Just today, I saw an image of the yellow one smoking a bong and wearing a "nine inch nails" tee shirt.
is this true?
Like a rare and beautiful spirit...I hope to see it again